Dear John letter from the U.S. to Israel

Dear Israel,
Things have rapidly deteriorated out of control for the grand imperial empire as our economy is collapsing and only the spin and lies of the media keep our holy dollar from collapsing and sinking us like the Titanic.

Iran,China and Russia and the rest of the world can see our precarious situation but we must keep the illusion alive for our dumbed down masses here on the home front.
The bread and media circus routine works well to keep them occupied.
Some of our non pagan advisors think that the God of Israel is judging us for pushing our false peace Road Map down your throat and our perverse wickedness,arrogance and greed which we export across the globe ?
We just had another storm today hit Texas which will drain at least $100 billion, possibly even more from our empty coffer's and we can't keep the printing presses runing fast enough as the housing collapse is spreading to all our major banks and we now face a major commercial collpase.
If Amadinejad's close friend Hugo cuts off our oil so soon after Ike hit our refineries in Texas we would be in a difficult situation with large scale riots across the nation and so in our post empire phase we must walk carefully and learn the art of quiet surrender and appeasmant because we just can't afford another war ,we're just all warred out and it's much easier for an amoral nation to just throw Israel to the hungry wolves ready to pounce.
We may even garner some time and good P.R. for our treachery towards you ,at least we hope to ?
We're so busy bailing out ourselves that you,Israel have fallen at the bottom of our growing list of concerns.
If we anger our major inverstors China and your enemies who supply so much of our Oil who are keeping this mess afloat the situation here will be untenable.
I'm so sorry to have to tell you that for us to survive we will have to throw you overboard.
We sincerely hope the waters not too cold and that you can float.
We also hope you understand that we have spent billions on Pakistan and Egypt and our much beloved Palestinain terrorists and this policy has been a failure.
Throwing all those billion$ around just dosn't buy us as much as it used to except when it comes to squeezing you.
Everyone else has learned to say no to us except you.
So much for your incredible loyalty towards us !

The problems to our south continue to grow more precarious as Honduras has joined in with Bolivia ,Venezuela,Brazil,Cuba and Equador to oppose our influence in Latin America with the big bear.The dominoes are falling fast.
The handwriting is on the wall and our enemies know this and so we are limited in what we can do for you Israel.
We don't want to panic the native population here ,but we're in worse shape than our 110% corrupt government media is letting on and this is why we are working so hard to carve you into little pieces which will not be able to survive. We have to sell you out to survive and hope you will understand our treacherous betrayal.
What are friends for ?
We sure hope you enjoyed out latest window dressing, false hope Palin on the McCain ticket along with his close advisor,Mr. James,F*%# the Jews, Baker.
We are so happy to know that when others see thru our treachery ,you continue to belive in and trust us without question.
Our dearest, adorable, naive fools who surrender their land because we tell you to.
I guess you should have know the folly of putting all your eggs in one basket and placing so much faith in us.
Ciao baby, Love ya much,good luck !

Put not your trust in princes, (presidents,vice presidents), nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help.Psalm 146:3